names/email addresses have been changed
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SLAP650DOWN600@AOL.COM
Applicant's Resume:
I AM A HARD WORKING INDIVIDUAL.I HAVE DONE TEC. WORK THROUGH BELL CANADA ( INDOOR & OUTDOOR ) I HAVE EXPERIENCE IN SATALITE INSTILATION,WIRING AND ALSO CABLE WORK DONE THROUGH A PRIVATE WORKER.
Applicant's Info:
I WORK VERY WELL WITH ALL TYPES OF PEOPLE, IN ALL TYPES OF SITUATIONS. I CAN ALL SO SOLVE MY OWN PROBLEMS IN A VERY MATURE MANOR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME.
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My main objective is to secure a full time or Dart time position within an
office environment.
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Reverences and portfolio available on request.
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i cant speach good franch and little englich
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To whom it may concern, I’m looking for a conform job that will allow me to purchase new experiences, knowlodge and where I will be able to bring my qualifications in a dynamic cooperative working environment.
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PROFILE:
Urban, moxy, current, a different way of thinking, cutting edge, that’s what you’re looking for. That’s what I am. Leading,
efficient, concerned about clients, aware of their timelines, aware of their need for compelling initiatives. Excite, enthuse
and inform, captain projects that communicate company messages and ideals. Success depends on details, the
attention to them, creating and nurturing relationships and empirical knowledge.
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I HAVE 2 YEARS EXPERIENCE WORKING WITH COMPUTERS! REPAIR! CONFIGURATION!TECHNICAL SUPPORT!
Applicant's Info:
FRENCH AND ENGLISH SPOKEN! VERY WELL!
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50 Hindquarter Court
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Activities:
- I like to play with my computer and "chatting" .
- I like to be with friends. Going to the movies, clubs, billiards…
- I am impassioned by travelling, always open to leave, discover.
- I like photography. I have an attentive eye to the details.
- I sail catamaran.
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Applicant's Info:
Currently completing my 2nd year at U of Ottawa.
Have a drivers license.
Old enough to drink.
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1999 Volunteer Zeddy, Oktoberfest Parade, Kitchener, Ontario
- Dressed up as Zeddy and entertained children in the parade
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Training Certification: "Beware the Naked Man Who Offers you His Shirt"
Training Certification: "The Art of Becoming an Executive"
Training Certification: "Hey, I’m the Customer"
Training Certification: "Diversity Training"
Responsible for supervisory duties in the absence of my supervisor, "INCHARGE"
Responsible for the "Let’s start Talking Campaign"
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Let me dream, one day, I'll be part of your team!...And one day the dream came true!
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I appreciate your consideration and I look forward to sneaking with you in the near future.
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I am a Diploma in Electrical Eng.
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Unfortunately after 8 years I was bound to close this business due to unpredicted and unthinkable reasons and circumstances this year 2002.
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-Finalist in the "Funniest Person with a Day-Job Contest" at the Laugh Resort
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I HAVE WORKED IN THE FIELD OF SALES, I HAVE WORKED AT STITCHES CLOTHING STORE AS A MANAGER, IV WORKED AT WALMART AS A SALESPERSON , SO I HAVE A LOT OF EXPERIENCE IN SALES.
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Where will I shine the best?
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I enjoy hats, and meeting new people.
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Conceived, designed and project-managed the development and publication of the teaching CD ROM "Diseases of the Inner Ear"
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Our Heart/ My Mentor
Serves all organs of body first (in systole) and then feed oneself (in diastole). To top it, during sympathetic overdrive, compromises time (of diastole) for itself first & then for that of the body. You/yours/ours precedes me/my.
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207-30 Camphell Court
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developed self-disciplinary skiffs.
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Excellent suturing skills
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REFEREES
Available on request.
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1997 - 1998
Waitress
Tasty Little Boy Restaurant, Kitchener, Ontario
Ensured customer satisfaction by: taking orders and helping to prepare them, serving meals and beverages, setting and clearing tables, receiving payments, maintaining restaurant clean and organized.
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Cast in a West End Studio Theatre production of ‘Dentistry Crisis’
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QUALIFICATIONS
I MEET ALL OF YOUR QUALIFICATIONS!
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I have experienced: Skydiving
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It appears we have a "positive problem"....there are several postings that I would like to apply for. They include:
-Dealer Sales Director
-Corporate Account Executive
-National Retail Account Manager
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Applicant's Resume:
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I cant wait to here from you..... I'll be waiting
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Martinez, J. "The battle of soy beverages" Marketing case. University of the Republic of Uruguay, June 2002
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Now, aren’t YOU sure you want to hire me?
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Lance G Kool
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Oct 2000 - Oct 2001 Angel's Gifts & Flowers Toronto
Cashier/Bookkeeper
Nov 1998 - May 2000 Canadian armed forces (Reserve) Toronto
Artilleryman
* Standard First Aid Certificate
* Cross rifle for field test on C7, C6 and C9 machine gun
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I know that you folks up are the equal opportunity type therefore I do not expect my resume beingsentintoyour trashfolder.
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-required to explain the store
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-customer service, part Lime.
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Represented SWT in attending receptions hosted by University President, Mr. Supple.
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Resume of Brandon Murphy:
Notable Quotes
"Poor employee performance is like stealing from the boss."
-Brandon Murphy
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I am a well rounded computer savy person who watched the computer evolve over the last 15 years.
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I READ IN COMPLETE. 10+2 PASS. I AM TOTAL FREE.
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June 1993 Graduated with Horrors
MIDLAND AVENUE COLLEGIATE
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I strongly believe that the key to success lies in effectively developing an organized environment, improving service and maintaining productivity. I am a team leader with a high energy level, able to identify customer concerns and discrepancies to establish favourable results. I am particularly skilful in developing creative strategies and maximizing opportunities
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I have excellent interpersonal skills and a very calm, relaxed voice.
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Imagine you're in a war and need to form a special ops team for reconnaissance by going behind enemy lines. You will need agents with special abilities, sharp minds, knowledge in tactics and weaponry, iron clad balls of steel and proven experience in the trenches. With my accumulative experience I have become such an agent, highly trained, skilled and tougher than boot leather.
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Please call me at Home so we can arrange an interwiev.
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I speak 3 language.I may trance late them into english
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I am an expert on dealing with customer in any state i.e. (irate, happy, etc..)
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> Finding new applications for the Internet Problem
> Meeting new people > Learning
> Traveling to new places
> Reading science fiction and military strategy books
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own a 9 1/2 pound shi-tzu that I trained to give hugs
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Attending to customer's quarries in person or/and over the phone.
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SKILLS:
Proficient in the English language
Prompt and Neat
Excellent hand dexterity
Courteous
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If someone could please answer me back i will be more then just to give me a answer.
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I have served as the "right arm" for senior executives and VP levels for nearly ten years.
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I'M FLUENTLY SPEAK,READ AND WRITE ENGLISH.
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I have also written to your public relations and investor relations departments:
You may have a MAJOR problem on your hands.
Please forward this to the appropriate manager in personnel, as well as your general counsel, and the offending employee's manager.
Today, I received the following from who is identified on the e-mail as :
Paul Klicnik
The item below is taken (cut and pasted) from the e-mail. I am sure you can verify that it came from your system.
BELOW IS THE MESSAGE SENT TO ME VERBATIM....
From: Paul Klicnik
>To: awapahoe@hotmail.com
>Subject: Re: Ebay X Box. Did you win???
>Date: Tue, 10 Dec 2002 20:24:00 -0500
>Shut the fuck up you fucken asshole.
>
>Regards.
A bit of brief background on this....
As I buy and sell on EBAY, I had sent a message to an EBAY member (apparently your employee)innocently inquiring if they wanted to buy an XBOX I was selling on EBAY. I used only EBAYS forwarding system to send my message to him, as I did not have his e-mail address.
Unfortunately, EBAY must include my return address in their forwarded message because he was able to write back directly to me immediately.
I was blown away by the response. You must understand my state of mind when I saw this coming from a company with your reputation. I immediately overreated and sent a disgusting personal remark back, which I now regret doing.
The point is ...YOUR EMPLOYEE is using YOUR e-mail SYSTEM to not only conduct EBAY business, but he is putting your good company name on what could be considered harassing communications.
I expect you to do the following:
1. Verify my facts (check your e-mail records)
2. Take immediate punitive action towards this person
3. Advise me what you have done.
I am assuming this is the MINIMUM you will do to prevent this from recurring. Please respond immediately. Thank you.
-Mario
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I am a multitalented person with the capacity to make things happen. I am a
doer.
Please call me.
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It is great pleasure that I applied as a candidate for available position.
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My education back ground is bachelor of
FIN ART
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Relevant experience includes:
Being able to tell customers that they are being cut off, denied entry or being asked to leave
without having the situation get out of hand or violent. (Hey, you try telling the Rugby team that they're too drunk to get in your bar and see if you can do it without violence ensuing!)
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Employment History
1992 - 2002:
Musician and Band Manager with The Pop Shove Its, Mushroom Explosion, Weakling, The Waxies and King Kung.
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Applicant's Info:
-tends to wear sunglasses due to sensitivity of light
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•Hobbies include: going to the movies, bowling, table tennis, watching Senators' hockey games, photography, karaoke, listening to country music, wearing leather pants to work on a daily basis, and computers
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I possess knowledge in the high tech.
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-Police Record Check and references available upon request
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Applicant's Resume:
Common Foot problems and Their Causes
What are some causes of foot problems?
Some foot problems are so common that they can occur in virtually any workplace and under any working conditions.
Foot Problems
Severely aching feet, blisters, calluses, corns, hard flooring, rheumatism, arthritis, malformations of toes, fallen arches (flat feet), bunions, sprains
Common Causes
Long periods of standing, hard flooring, and poorly fitted footwear:
-high heels
-pointed shoes
-lack of arch support
-too loose or too tight footwear
Foot Problems
Sweaty feet, fungal infections (athlete's foot)
Common Causes
Hot and humid environment, strenuous work, footwear with synthetic (non-porous) uppers
There are no comprehensive statistics on these kinds of problems with feet. Surveys suggest that two out of every three workers suffer from some form of a foot problem.
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COMMENT ON MY HARD WORKING PERSONNALITY.ALSO MY LEARNING
SKILLS ARE QUITE IMPRESSIVE. I AM A DEDICATED PERSON IN AN
EVERYDAY BASIC.
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I have a leadership qualities and work positively under presser.
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Applicant's Resume:
I like to ski...alot.
Applicant's Info:
yo.
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Applicant's Resume:
Your web site is incredibly slow.
I came to see what service you had available and ended up frustrated. Over one minute to load a page from your site on high speed internet? I could have downloaded a full lenght movie trailer in the time it took you wireless page to load. Very very bad.
Applicant's Info:
Why am I sending this here?
Because you disfunctional contact us page won't even load...Time to get a new webmaster.
Until then, count me out as a customer.
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Applicant's Info:
I really don't know if I did this right.
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I used to work to Bristh Colombia (BC).
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I have delivered the local paper for many years without an accident.
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i know i am not that skilled for ur company but i am fast learner i promiss byeeeeeeeeeee
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Resume has been sent to Human Resources by fax. Do to security safety I do not place my resume
on the internet.
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i look forward to hearing from your reply soon.
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I am a single woman and therefore can be married to my job.
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babyhug@magicaldesk.com
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Copyright © 1996 by the McGraw-Hill Companies, Inc.
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I am a very people person and 'I LOVE MUSIC'.
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Applications include games, banking applications, messaging, e-mail and gaming.
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I am a sports nut, this is an absolute dream job! If you hire me I will be the best employee you have ever seen! I am perfectly capable and proficient at all the software mentioned and I will be the must enthusiastic guy you have ever seen! PICK ME!!!!!
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Finally, my third parent - for that is how I consider Canada - [...]
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My baggage contains the key that can unlock this market: the ability to understand and to make myself understood.
What else do I need? A small suitcase and a plane ticket...
I have always loved to travel.
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excellent at multi-task
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I am a computer science major so I am up to date with all the new gadgets on the market.
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I have been working at St. Kevin's for about 8 years, not.
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A lot of people get mad when they are having problems. I am really experienced in a situation like this.
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Always willing to teach and mentor peers.
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Student
Level 5
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In High School I was the Captain of the Law society and won gold in the city Mach trial competition.
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HOBBIES
Playing Indoor Games ( CHESS ).
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What Iam not familliar with, I can learn instantly.
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If I have not heard from you by May 12th, I will contact your office to inquire as to a potential meeting date and time.
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Thank you for your time and patients.
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I have that drive to win the appetite for competition.
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re: A great candidate awaits!
Hello!
Please find attached the resume for which you've been waiting!
Thank you,
G
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Interests
Reading and Sea Dooing
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I am interested in dogs, and high-tech gadgets.
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Furthermore, while attending school I worked four separate jobs at once, had
a girlfriend, social life, and kept my grades in the mid-80s.
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HELP!!!!! I have a great deal of hands-on supervisor experience, but because of my youth I am finding it difficult to put my abilities to good use!
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My high school teacher once told me, "What I like about you is that you try your best at everything you do, even the ones you don’t like."
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Some of my primary interests include deciphering mind games such as Free Cell and Solitaire. I also enjoy reading novels and I have an innate ability for writing poetry and music.
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Received Nortel's Astro-Lobe Award (Eureka! Process)
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Avid reader of book
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Also have Dangerous Goods training and Superhost Certificate.
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October 2000 - January 2002
Personal Assistant to G. Scott Paterson
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I think it is about time for me to hit the road.
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I speak english very fluently and have knack to adapt changes which is very important.
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REFERENCES
Available on establishment of mutual interest.
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Technikal Skills:
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I am available for immediate employment having my own transportation.
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You may ask yourself "What can this individual bring to this position that others may not?"
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I beleive i can be help-full as a customer service consultant
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I would appreciate your keeping this inquiry confidential.
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Resume of:
Handy Jim
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I remain sane and positive about the industry despite the sleep deprivation it exposed me to.
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If you are interested in meeting an extremely well versed candidate with solving problem experience and excellent communication, I will gladly tip my hat and attend an interview for placement consideration.
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Still unmarried? Find a life partner now
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Highest references are available upon request.
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Key Operational Skill Sets
[...]
-Thinks out the box!
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I'm someone very determined, responsible, organized and also ponctual.
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To secure a position where I can utilize my strong administrative and interpersonal skills and prove myself to be a most valuable team player.
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Hello again.
I recently sent a jumbled resume to your company.
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I helped coach my younger brother’s "Base Ball" team in 2000
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Years ago, I had basic training in television production and was courted by the instructors.
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Work experience(suite)
1998 Crab Shop in Cap-Pelé
Responsibilities: Clean the crab and put it in boxes
1997-1998 Wendy’s Restauraunt in Shediac
Responsibibilities: Cashier and cleaning tables
1997 Lobster Shop in Robichaud
1994-1995 Lobster shop in Shediac
Responsibilities: Cleaning the lobster out of its shell
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I am eager to start work in a full time marketing position, i am a fast learner and very eager.
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Designed automotive parts using Unigraphics for blow mold applications.
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Dear Sir/Madam,
Further to your advertisement for the above mentioned position, I would like to apply for the same.
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My absenteeism is impeccable and my punctuality is outstanding.
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I make new friends from all over the world: Structural Engineering, Mathematics, Information Technology..
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Objective To obtani a full time job in an office
EdcationGeorge Brown college college vocational program vocatinal skills, communicationskills,
life skills,math skillsand computers
work/volunteer
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ENJOY WORKING WITH PEOPOE. REILAIBLE, FLEXIBLE, HARDWORKING. EXCELLENT WORKING WITH PEOPLE. HAVE EXCELLENT INTERPERSONAL COMMUNICAIOTNS SKILLS.
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Skills:
Able to understand speech.
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Received a grade 12 Computer Business Award (Available upon request)
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My claim to fame is being the first girl ever to skate on ice during internission at a Toronto Maple Leafs game.
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If youare seeking some one with skills to excel in the responsiblity than I am your person.
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I can best describe myself as the one who could sell a "Fridge to an Eskimo".
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Team player (9 years experience)
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I am outgoing, positive friendly
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I like to convince people of things that I know are true
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I can interact well with costumers
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Interests
Volunteering, running, basketball, home care, computers, lion dancing.
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To hire me would be very beneficial for both parties.
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-I like to fashion myself off the BEST.
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With my attitude as "The sky is the limit", I am a leader with a go give spirit. I have a beautiful personality that shows in everything that I do.
I have a beautiful telephone voice and excellent telephone manner. Anyone who has hired me has never regretted it, so hiring me on your team would be a great asset to your company.
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Drive 15 passenger van to pick up 80 children.
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STRENGTHS >
Languages
Innovation
Pitching strategy
Change management
Lady Luck
WEAKNESSES >
Consumer behavior
Honesty
Languages
FAMOUS LAST WORDS >
To love, peace and more bandwidth
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My passion is 'Brands.' My obsession is people. And my secret desire is to be a consumer psychologist.
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I was part of a crack team that handled sub-continental brands ICICI Banking Corporation and anything nobody wanted a crack at.
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I can speak, listen and read in english.
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I, looking forward to work with you.It will be great to be the part of this great team.
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Interests
Playing ice hooky, reading.
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Applicant's Resume:
I,m fully bilingual,have computer related skill acquired taking business management course by ICS.I am looking for a challenge and rewarding career.
Applicant's Info:
As my resume said i am fully bilingual;if needed more information will be request upon hiringing.
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I sent my resume under attachment. Please feel confortable to read my cover letter and resume. I am waiting for your forward. Thank you for your time.
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I am looking for a Job. I send you Cover Letter, Resume and Reference from my last time Job.
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i have always wanted to get into the sellng business, so i thought i would apply with you guys. since u are an on growing company!
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Dear prospective employer,
I am the proverbial "wearer of many hats", with well-rounded office skills, a strong administrative bent, and a flair for the technical. I have an exceptional eye for detail while never losing sight of the "big picture".
I invite you to contact me to explore the possibilities. Thank you for your time and consideration.
Heartman
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I think in a call centre you should consider the voice pitch instead of resume and cover letter which is meaningless in blind support world that is call centre.
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Interests and Hobbies:
Traveling, Chess, Searching the Internet, Swimming, Singing, music, to have new experiments with my own computer and to hate sitting idle.
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In regard to your advertisement on the "website" this is what I can offer your Orgaization:
Attached please find my resume.
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I had a course that prepared me how to serve customer and how make them down if there are upset.
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Affiliations and activities:
- Soccer, squash and snow skiing.
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I want to give all that I can possibly give towards the Future and to those for whom I work for and with.
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A resourceful self starter with highly
developed problem skills
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I can also type up to 35 words per minute and know my way around a computer
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I took French immersion from elementary to high school and therefore I am able to conversate in French.
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i have experience at ricky's resteraut I worked there for one day.
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Allow me to introduce the person with whom you and your colleagues will work, should you choose to interview and hire me.
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at the moment I am using both the Internet services and telephone system of your company and I am really impressed by how smootly the business is running.
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I am a very result-oriented person with a "hunger for success" attitude.
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EMPLOYMENT OBJECTIVE:
To acquire an employment, any job openings that suit to my qualification
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HOBBIES:
Sharing ideas, Computers
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I may be interested in the Data position. However, would you
please be able to let me know what percentage of the
qualifications you are looking for may qualify to be a
good candidate for this position?.
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Dedicated, self-motivated, mature, reliable and independent – that is me, Marsha.
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Memoir book: “Greening of a North Boy.”
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HOBBIES/INTERESTS: Enjoy dancing and singing. Shopping and hanging with friends. Reading and writing poetry. Love make up and fashion. Want to be a criminal lawyer.
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To be a part of an organization, that will enable me to be a part of their company.
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Applicant's Resume:
i can type 30 wpm
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I enjoy using a computer at any time due to I have used computers since the age of 13, now 39 that is a considerable number of years working with computers.
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• Sitting in the Director’s Chair!
• Improving my disposition after a bad day of golf.
• TV and all reasonable facsimiles.
• Before marriage: Skydiving, riding my motorcycle and getting my private pilots license.
• After marriage: Watching skydiving on TV, sold the bike, playing flight simulator computer games.
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Well if hired I will work harder than everyone on your staff. I Guarantee.
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Employment:
June30-present part-time caregiver
Dec1996-June2001 Treasury Cashier (Casino,Phillipines)
Processing al financial matters relating to Casino operation
May1995-Nov1996 Card Dealer (Casino, Phillipines)
Applicant's Info:
Can speak English fluently and can deal to diffrent kinds of people.
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To whomsoever this may concern,
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Interests
• Passionate love affair with knowledge.
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I have a “Give me the Ball” attitude
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I learn quicker than the average person.
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My name is Russi Milkov 30 years old.
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Being Trilingual, I am able to communicate in 3 languages.
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If you would like more information, please hesitate to call.
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Responsible to handle cash and give top quality customer service in a quick and mannerly fashion.
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Accomplishments
• Instructed other staff by either written or hands on.
• Streamlined processes, decreased costs, improved employee morals.
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Interests:
Watching technology, playing sports, listening to music
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INTERESTS/HOBBIES
-balding and cake decorating
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Have been watching TV since the age of three.
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Dear Sir/Mom,
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Cell Ph. 416-555-7876
For Massage 416-555-3407
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STRESS MASTERY LEVEL:
4
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Former member of The Grottybeats – the highest grossing club band in Ontario two years running (1980, 1981)
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Your ad has just described me quite specifically! Is there a hidden camera I should be worried about?
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proficiency in englisj
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Position Applying For: ass manager
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Dear Sirs,
I just wanted to let you know that I am very interested to apply for the above position that you are requiring.
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Applicant's Info:
I am an inventor!
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hard working, reliable, creates order from chaos
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Bachelor’s degree in sciences (mention good)
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EDUCATION: High School
LANGUAGE SKILLS:
English MARK HAS A CAT NAMED MAX, HE LOVES THIS CAT.
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Currently I am an Assistant Manager at McDonalds Restaurant and have a lot of experience dealing with unsatisfied customers.
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Ask not what a company can do for their employee but as an employee what I can bring to your company.
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Objective
To acquire an entry level or management position in a customer service atmostphere, to enhance and develop my igsisting skills.
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Imagine! Your holding an 8” x 10” mirror. As you stare at your reflection, you cannot overlook the expression on your face. You tilt your head side to side, wondering when the last time you noticed such a look of contentment. Your administration team has just finished the project of the year. Things ran like water over ice. Once again, you grin ear to ear with that forever-reoccuring contented smile that you have come to known so well!
Imagine again! A relentless corporate team pushing to achieve their goals, hurdling obstacles big and small, leaping in giant strides towards a unified goal. They ate the best! They have focused their perception and channeled their energy to achieve standards never before accomplished.
[…] Hmm! Wonder just a little bit about the persona behind the words?
[…] I am a relentless, preserving individual.
[…] we must strive together and strive to be the best!
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Applicant's Resume:
Your add has a typo...
Not very bright. :o)
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Larry Tines
EBusiness
-Team Leader
-Effective listener
-Resource leveraging
-Managing people
-Appropriate humour
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Nortel Networks
MRSI Operator
February 2000 – October 2000
Working in a 0 electrostatic discharge ‘clean lab,’ I ensured the operation of three different robots ran smoothly in the production of several kinds of microprocessors
The robots ran on a Windows OS
Also ensured that all parts and epoxy were placed properly using a microscope after the microprocessors exited the robots
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Applicant's Resume:
DEAS SIRS;
MY HI-SPEED BOX IS HAVING CONNECTION PROBLEMS. SOMETIMES IT IS WORKING AND SOMETIMES IT'S NOT. I WOULD LIKE A NEW ONE.
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Applicant's Resume:
I buy A LOT of movies, I sit on my couch and watch movies all day. I think I would be good telling people about movies. I don't have a lot of friends so movies are kinda like my friends.
Applicant's Info:
I can hold my breath for 3 minutes and NOT pass out.
I can fit my whole fist into my mouth.
I can touch the inside of my eyelid.
I can touch my tongue to my chin.
I once, on a dare, ate something that came from my nose.
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